Water. Right, that is keyword for "give me the strongest stuff you have here" followed by the publican's frowned face like you just seriously offended his fine establishment ;)
"The French drink wine, the English tay
The Yankee gulps his hot black coffee
A child drinks milk ten times a day
The Scotsman sips his whisky toddy
Keep yer wine and keep yer tay
Be cursed him who brings me coffee
I'll have porter if I may
It makes me feel content and happy"
--
Willie Clancy - The French Drink Wine, on yew t00b
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The Yankee gulps his hot black coffee
A child drinks milk ten times a day
The Scotsman sips his whisky toddy
Keep yer wine and keep yer tay
Be cursed him who brings me coffee
I'll have porter if I may
It makes me feel content and happy"
--
Willie Clancy - The French Drink Wine, on yew t00b